This time she's gonna give in, I guarantee it.

"Willy, pull outta here! We're gonna burn up!"

My mom told my I look like the kind of kid that would end up on a milk carton but I showed her. I ended up in the butthole of the star system in a fortress in the sky flirting with fat chicks. But you know, it's where I met Murcheson.

Just as things were looking up and I was about to be promoted to fries, we had an accident and I never got that hot date. Man, I'm still upset about it. I just hope some day I will be taken home and not left on this dusty plant under a pile of rocks!

They made a movie about me, wll not really about me at all but I have an important role. Enemy Mine I have an amazing line in the movie where I say, " I'm really tired." I actually should have won a grammy for that line.

- Current -

11/3/2023- I guess Murch never got married but found a job on some scrapping ship where she's paid in jerky and whisky, talk about all the luck!