Hello you lot! Well let me start by saying if I had that map we would not have been mucking about and getting into so much trouble. We agreed no leader, but Randall thought better of it and got us into all kinds of trouble. The problem with namby-pamby time holes is you never know for sure where you might land unless you really understand the map the way I do.

When we were dining with Napoleon, I had a little "accident" under the table. When we cleared everything out and left nothing, there was in fact something. A little prize I left behind to remind everyone of what we thought about the cheese in Castiglione. If there's anything that can make me sicker than caviar, it's Ricotta!

Thinking back to my overall experience playing an international criminal, I feel like it made me a better person by giving me a direction in life. Prior to that part, I always felt like I was reaching for something higher in life but always fell just short of my goals. After the movie I went on to hone my skills by stealing canned food from the bottom shelf at various markets. Eventually I graduated to climbing into post boxes where I'd lick envelopes until the stamps fell off. You wouldn't believe my stamp collection!